27 SpongeBob Quotes that’ll Brighten Your Day — And Your Skin

27 SpongeBob Quotes that’ll Brighten Your Day — And Your Skin
by Truly Beauty

Wisdom comes in all kinds of places — including from you favorite Nickelodeon TV shows. Over the years, we’ve learnt A LOT from SpongeBob Squarepants and all those weird and wonderful adventures he’s been on with his best buddy Patrick. Surprisingly, all those hilarious SpongeBob quotes you laughed over as a kid now have a valuable place in your life and your skincare routine. No, really.

Now you’re all grown up, you can apply many SpongeBob Squarepants quotes to your daily life. Turns out, the little yellow guy was pretty wise!

Here are 20 of the best SpongeBob quotes from the Bikini Bottom crew that will inspire your life and your skincare routine today.


#1: “If you believe in yourself, with a tiny pinch of magic all your dreams can come true!”

— SpongeBob

Ever feel like your skin will never get better? Maybe you’re desperate to get rid of those blemishes on your chin or erase those fine lines etching into your forehead? We all have our skin concerns, but as long as you believe...your dream skin definitely can come true.

SpongeBob may be typically known for making ridiculous requests, but he does occasionally come out with some extremely bright things. Take inspiration from this SpongeBob quote and apply it to your beauty routine. All you have to do is believe!


#2: “A five letter word for happiness: MONEY.”

— Mr. Krabs

Mr. Krabs — the owner of Krusty Krabs and creator of the bestselling Krabby Patty — might be occasionally grumpy and greedy (especially when dealing with his long life competitor “Plankton.” That said, he’s certainly popped out a few bombshell quotes over the years.

Take this funny quote, for instance. It might go back to his greedy nature, but you can still apply it to your skincare routine. The more $$$ you have, the more skincare treats you can buy! Ka-ching!


#3: “Good morning, my people! I’m sorry to have kept you waiting, but even I, strange as it seems, need my beauty sleep.”

— Squidward

While Squidward is typically known for being an ill-tempered, pessimistic character, this is one of his more positive utterances. And it’s a quote you can learn from. Everybody needs beauty sleep. Not only will it make you feel significantly more productive the next morning, but it will also keep your skin looking youthful and glowing. Aim to get at least eight hours every night!


#4: “Sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems.”

– Patrick Star

...or deep inside your skincare cabinet. The right skincare products can solve all your skin concerns. Whether you’re dealing with breakouts, fine lines, discoloration, or dryness, look deep inside your beauty cabinet and you should be able to solve your skin problems. If you don’t find the solutions there, head over to Truly to stock up on some skincare treats that’ll solve all your skincare woes.


#5: Order Up!

— SpongeBob

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The SpongeBob x Truly collab is a 4-step kit complete with Best Frenemies Whipped Polish, Best Buddies Body Butter, Jellyfish Jammin’ Body Mask, and Golden Pineapple Body Serum + a gold spatula applicator & cosmetics bag!

Each product is deep in tropical and under-the-sea ingredients like pineapple, mango, algae, and sea kelp to give you an all over dewy glow. What are you waiting for?! Order up!



Share them on social media, text them to a friend, or simply enjoy them for yourself. Below, some of the funniest SpongeBob quotes.

  • “I wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo.” — Patrick Star
  • “Did you smell it? That smell. A kind of smelly The smelly smell that smells...smelly. — Mr. Krabs
  • “Goodbye everyone, I'll remember you all in therapy.” — Plankton
  • “The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.” — Patrick
  • “Ravioli ravioli. Give me the formuoli.” — SpongeBob
  • “This is not your average, everyday darkness. This is… ADVANCED darkness. Hey, if I close my eyes it doesn’t seem so dark.” — SpongeBob 
  • “Too bad SpongeBob’s not here to enjoy Spongebob not being here.” — Squidward
  • “Gary, I’m absorbing his blows like I’m made of some sort of spongy material.” — SpongeBob
  • “Barnacles!” — SpongeBob
  • “The Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza for you and me.” — Spongebob.
  • “Run Mr. Krabs! Run like you’re not in a coma!” – SpongeBob
  • “See, no one says ‘cool’ anymore. That’s such an old person thing. Now we say ‘coral’, as in ‘That nose job is so coral.’” — Pearl Krabs.
  • “Moss always points to civilization.” — SpongeBob.
  • “Home is where you’re surrounded by other critters that care about you.” – Sandy Cheeks
  • "Can I be excused for the rest of my life?" — SpongeBob


...And some more hilarious quotes to brighten up your day — or a friend’s day:

  • “If I were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend…. Then it would just be alright.” – Spongebob
  • “Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are…(drools)” – Patrick Star
  • “I’m so loyal, I don’t mind sleeping out in the cold, hard ground while Captain Krabs sleeps in his warm, dry tent.” – SpongeBob
  • “Don’t you DARE take the name of Texas in vain.” – Sandy
  • “I’m a good noodle!” — SpongeBob
  • “Two words, SpongeBob. Na. Chos.” — Patrick
  • “Holographic Meatloaf? My favorite!” — Plankton


If you’re just as much of a fan of Stephen Hillenburg’s SpongeBob Squarepants as we are, we’re sure you’ll love these hilarious (and inspirational) quotes just as much as we do!  




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